Have you tried giving up yet?

As young teens, my friend Jackie and I hitchhiked back and forward from Glasgow to Grimsby all the time. I say Grimsby, but I really mean Cleethorpes, Cleethorpes by the sea.  We loved it. There was sand, pubs and boys and what’s more, these boys thought the Scots to be exotic creatures and to be […]

We need a system upgrade.

Imagine taking a caveman and plucking him from his cave and dropping him right in the middle of the Edinburg festival, say at the closing concert. Stick him in front of the bandstand while the Scottish Chamber Orchestra pounds out the tunes and then fill his vision with cascading and shooting fireworks as they fill […]